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https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4

Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"

Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage

Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I'm going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on google.

Alt text: Comic divided into four plus two panels.

First set is labeled "things I want to do"

• read everything, character is reading books
• watch everything, character is watching TV with a tub of popcorn
• hear everything, character is happily listening to music
• see everything, character is staring at a beautiful scenery of mountains surrounded by lush greenery and a river.

Last two panels, labeled "Things I actually do": Character spaced out on a purple background. First panel reads "Jack shit". Secknd panel zooms closer into the character's eyes and blank smile, " Absolutely jack shit"

Source: https://mrlovenstein.com/comic/1159

Financially support the artist: https://www.patreon.com/mrlovenstein