The thing is, you want to stay alive. You just want someone to sort everything in your life so you can be happy and carefree, because you think it's an option. For some people it surely is, but for most of us it isn't. This gives us false hope.
Life is all we have really, and when it's time to die, we'll wish we had more time. And even when life is unbearable, everyone would choose to continue living if they could just make the pain go away.
So, in itself, life is a gift. It's just our expectations that make life hard (unless you're literally starving or being tortured/abused on daily basis). Maybe it's just me coping, though. I understand where you're coming from and I also found the op meme funny. We'll get there eventually, friend.
Just sang all of it in my head