bunkyprewster

First computer only had a teletype, no screen. Oh and paper tape memory.

And the beans?

That's Bobbit (the dick remover)

They eat their own if you aren't entirely fascist enough

What's with the devil horn finger gesture two women are making in the picture?

I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes

Unless you are a baker, then it's "Pastry first"

There is also a slight shortage of carbon dioxide, she said, a key element of greenhouse production

Huh?

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, ie antidepressants like Prozac

Seltzer

This somehow reminds me of stories from Byzantine military history

When I was a kid, we would spell out "dirty words" in people's phone numbers and call saying we were from the "Telephone Number Decency League". We'd say the naughty word thier number could spell and encourage them to call the phone company to ask for a new phone number.