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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Somebody misread "ſeptember" and just went with it.

I don't think these school board members have enough privacy in their homes.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the plan. Ostracize to literal death and pretend it's an unfortunate side-effect that following a god (more specifically, their god) will fix.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're safe when directly in front of and typically behind groups of stormtroopers attempting to engage a target. By setting them up at an angle like this, their commander improves the likelihood of catching enemies in the hollow cone of blaster bolts on approach.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The name fits, it's just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Get the comms up and running so you can set records for "first [insert activity here] in space" and report your results for the history/trivia books.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O'Connor's talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 90 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 108 points 5 days ago (4 children)

... Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don't see the other organs doing it.

That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.

Can't risk them getting in the way of CCP covert influence operations.

 

I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

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