I don't think these school board members have enough privacy in their homes.
That's the plan. Ostracize to literal death and pretend it's an unfortunate side-effect that following a god (more specifically, their god) will fix.
You're safe when directly in front of and typically behind groups of stormtroopers attempting to engage a target. By setting them up at an angle like this, their commander improves the likelihood of catching enemies in the hollow cone of blaster bolts on approach.
The name fits, it's just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for "first [insert activity here] in space" and report your results for the history/trivia books.
If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O'Connor's talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.
Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.
... Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don't see the other organs doing it.
That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.
Can't risk them getting in the way of CCP covert influence operations.
Somebody misread "ſeptember" and just went with it.