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Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃

This is a collect call from: MOMCOMEPICKMEUP IMOUTSIDETHEHELIOPAUSE, do you accept the charges?

“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know

It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

Audacity sniffing my local private stuff, NOPE. Tenacity instead thanks

Think Trump fuckfaces don’t already have me and everyone queer on their mob justice lists? Do you think them saying “deported” means “dropped off at the border”? The tyranny is theirs and it came for me first.

There’s never gonna be a Nuremberg for this, you realize.