apocalypticat

Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I'm not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." Where is this house located, Paper Street?

Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

It that enough to cover the cost of their coffin, if they manage to return from putin's war?

Cool, so like 2 MRI machines?

Everything helps though, pardon my cinicism.

You're assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

Good lord, the existential dread!

You're right. I will post this to get you off my nuts. Based on their reporting, it does actually look like earnings are down. Does this account for stock buybacks and all the shady things corporations do these days though? I don't know. Let's look at CEO pay while we're at it.

Yes it does. It's reasonable to assume profits are soaring as well.

F. your record profits! Pay up! We want record wages!

this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded