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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by _Shoe_@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

I remember several years ago r/Casual Conversation was brimming with interesting and candid discussion. As it gained more and more traction I saw it go through the same evolution that killed r/IAmA and r/askreddit. More popularity means more traffic, more traffic means more posts, more posts means stricter moderating, stricter moderating means less "casual" posts. Before long it was just another upvote machine, and that's when I dipped out.

So having said that, how is your morning going? Did you do anything cool this weekend?

[–] _Shoe_@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

If you managed to eat several hundred bills I wouldn't dream of snitching on you out of respect and sheer awe. I'd probably give you a few extra just for the show

[–] _Shoe_@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don't worry, the bills are clean. I'm in the money laundering business.

[–] _Shoe_@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are 25% linen and 75% cotton. Neither are very good for digestion but probably harmless unless those crumpled corners cut your custard dispenser on the way out

[–] _Shoe_@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I speak with authority on this, and I think you should get shoes that light up when you walk.

 

All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.