XOXOX

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[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The cat then returned to his mortal body. He awoke slowly and with a fading daze. He again picked up the glass of whiskey that sat beside him and again looked at the picture of them together. He smiled, raised his glass and said "Here's to number eight.", and once again pulled the trigger.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I'd be a little worried about it's origins.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He's not smart, his ego just can't handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 158 points 3 weeks ago

The golden snitch.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Now consider wild fires during that period.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 110 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I can't wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

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