UndulyUnruly

joined 1 year ago
[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I eclipsed your prowess. The corner is mine. I’m unassailable.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

„It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Time boundaries? AhaAAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAA.

TIME BOUNDARIES!

They got us working in shifts dude.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

*gets blocked by Vettel

„WHAT THE FUCK?“

„Fernando, safe fuel or we’ll have big problems later. Target Zero!“

„I don’t want to. I have big problems already.“

„GP2 engine!!“

Beautiful.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

Why must I endure this grotesquery?

I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well, with that attitude, probably yes.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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