TrenchcoatFullofBats

Next time, Gort will install Debian and save himself the trouble

I'm surprised they didn't also coat it in radium to make it easier to find in the dark

Why you little...

Mitch McConnell's ventriloquist is the ghost of Strom Thurmond.

Username definitely checks out

I get this. I call it "deja durrr".

What's so bad about corn syrup? It's natural. Corn's a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush.

Abbott is smarter than he looks

Thanks, Federalist Society

Ah yes, the Sam Vimes "Boots" Theory of Economic Unfairness:

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. ... A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

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