TotallynotJessica

Becoming Her Lover For the Sake of Love

There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless...

Her hunch was correct too:

NSFW spoiler

Senpai ga Oyobidesu!

Note: This is an edit done by the translation team.

There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…

This is just a friendly reminder that your kind overlords don't want us to worry our silly heads anymore. We can be trusted to know what's best, not the silly plebeans. Each option was the same, so why don't we just dry our tears an move on? Just consume and produce. We don't need else my friend 😀

So buy the latest game consoles and use its song to drown out the screams. Pick up a beer and some chips from the shop for your parties at the end of the liberal era. We held those silly liberals back so a stronger partner could step forward. Someone who won't keep us from lovingly capturing and growing and growing and growing.

You may have naive thoughts of running, but there's no escaping us! We're everywhere. We sit at the heads of every government and control every microphone. We are the unavoidable; the inevitable. We know better than you.

We must know better afterall; we're the most powerful ones here! The radiation won't breach our bunkers and the pollution won't enter our lungs! The plastic won't enter our blood and none of the pain will matter when we're safely on top. Somehow, our wealth will keep us safe, as we'd be really really stupid if we drove the world off a cliff for nothing! Right?

Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Naijan, Muri Muri! (Muri Janakatta!?)

There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…

Maybe it's because my mom is one of the best drivers I know. Maybe it's because I can better control the anger and stress that was responsible for 100% of my past mistakes. Regardless, I'm just happy to have never gotten a ticket, even now that I'm more bold 🥰

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