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From the satanic temple FAQ

DO YOU WORSHIP SATAN?
No, nor do we believe in the existence of Satan or the supernatural. The Satanic Temple believes that religion can, and should, be divorced from superstition. As such, we do not promote a belief in a personal Satan. To embrace the name Satan is to embrace rational inquiry removed from supernaturalism and archaic tradition-based superstitions. Satanists should actively work to hone critical thinking and exercise reasonable agnosticism in all things. Our beliefs must be malleable to the best current scientific understandings of the material world — never the reverse.

I'm not sure what they're going for here but about 100 years of marketing data has proven that clothing sells better on tall skinny pretty people.

Ron's determination shines through like a pair of polished leather boots. He's currently digging his heels in, facing challenges head-on. With each step, his resolve remains as sturdy as a well-worn pair of heels. Ron is stomping forward, his footprints leaving an indelible mark, ready to kick up some dust and make strides towards his healthcare reform goals.

You know what else uses as much water as a swimming pool? Swimming pools.

And don't get me started on golf courses.

Reminder when he served McDonald's to football players?

What's the point of judges?

You think aliens are homophobic?

Good read

Bernie. They would have made statues of him if he was president.

Holy shit that's funny.