Tabula_stercore

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The Divine Dick in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Masturbate while watching you

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your examples are with small enough numbers that indeed it can also be written out. Now if you please, write out 7.45•10^16

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Please learn to exponent. 20 • 10^^33^^ So much more clear

Russia Mulls Forking Linux in Response to Developer Exclusions in c/linux@programming.dev
21 October 2024 in c/cyanideandhappiness@lemm.ee
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

Proud globohomo in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Honey in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

even though the sheep is harmed in the process

This is such a funny typo

EU considers calculating X fines by including revenue from Musk’s other firms in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

There you go little guy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

People often point to the terrible things in the world as evidence we're living in "the worst timeline". What examples are there of things that suggest our timeline is actually better than it seems? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

"And my bolter!" in c/grimdank@lemmy.world
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don't bring an imperial soldier to a fight

Old vs. new, which one do you like more? in c/yurop@lemm.ee
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can't tell which one is new and which is old.

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