Swedneck

"It was described in 2021 by Antoine Fouquet"
oh man my mind immediately turned that into a scene from Keeping Up Appearances..

"Hello mr. Fucket!"
cringes "It's Fouquet dear.."

because that makes people click

well, i'm glad the US government is at least aware what C and C++ are!

Same, though i don't even consider them imperfections since that implies it's in any way negative.

It's more like how a perfectly uniform naan bread is just boring and kind of unappealing, you want the bubbles and charring for flavour and visual appeal.

it's baffling because personally i could rant about how pretty most women are for hours on end, and if desired i can extend that to a lot of guys as well and i'm not even that into dudes.

i feel this about most famous women who are said to be soooo attractive, like yeah sure angelina jolie isn't ugly but come on how is she more attractive than a normal person? Same goes for bodybuilder guys, it's so patently fake and harmful to their bodies!

at least the male hollywood standard can be somewhat sensible, george clooney looks like a real human person even if he's the equivalent of a freshly groomed schnauzer.

but really, the most attractive people i've seen are just normal people on the street, and that's without counting the fact that you can actually feasibly get into a relationship with them and they might actually be pleasant to be around.

assuming we're talking about some interdimensional shenanigans where the two universes meet: the federation would presumably have to treat the SG universe as separate from themselves, since they have naquadah nukes and stuff which makes it slightly annoying for the federation to claim that this earth falls under federation government. Not to mention civil unrest and stuff.

it's like a balisong: it looks very intimidating when you flourish it, you can of course kill people with it since it is a knife and people generally dislike knives in their lungs, but you're more likely to cut your fingers than anything else.

yaharrrrrrrr

it's like how yahtzee will continously corrupt the name of whatever he's talking about in fullyramblomatic videos: balatro, baloney, balalaika, bolschevism, botulism

i still do not fathom how mastodon is difficult, do people just expect the platform to read your mind and do everything for you? How is it any more difficult than youtube?