SpiderFarmer

I saw a middle-eastern cookbook and was reminded of how vegetarian food is pretty solid everywhere outside of many parts of the Anglosphere. Even then, the stuff is there but it's not really given the thought it deserves.

Pokemon: best I can do is a duck with a juicy ass.

When I worked closer to a lake I fantasized about feeding the gulls on my way to work to slowly build up an army of loyal trash birds.