Skates

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You can use pyramid fragments and alien technology, I'm not touching playstation/sony products with a borrowed dick.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl -1 points 23 hours ago

You are allowed to visit your employee at home when you have a very good reason to believe they are faking it

What you're allowed to do and what you should be doing are two very different things. I live in a bad neighborhood, how about if you're my manager you stay the fuck at work and then you don't have to worry about being jumped by three people with knives, and I don't have to worry about where am I going to hide a body?

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ads unfortunately have to exist if we still want all this online content

I DON'T want all this online content. I'm not on instagram/facebook/tiktok/whatever two-word website/app the next generation will worship. I don't tweet. I don't follow influencers. The media I consume is mostly youtube, and even that's been recently decreasing. The internet can die tomorrow and I won't miss anything that ran on ads, the biggest impact would be that now I can't buy things online so I'd need to physically purchase some items.

Fuck this version of the internet. If there's ever a moment that adblockers stop fighting the good fight, I'm cutting costs and just not paying for internet anymore. It's not worth it.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Because you can't have elitism in the group that knows so little about fixing something that one of their actual plans of action is to reboot and pray

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Users are dumb and lazy

Funny, that has actually been my entire experience with corporate IT. This field attracts the type of firemen that won't climb down the pole because it's a safety hazard. Y'all are... something special.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

Cut off the motherfucker's nose, let's all recognize potsmeller when he's walking down the street.

Argh, the fucking police being powertripping cunts really gets me going.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey, fingers crossed the dude's weapon goes off somewhere in their ammo storage area, taking out as many of these chucklefucks as possible.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl -3 points 1 week ago

Probably seeing what amount of pain each asshole driver can suffer before they die. Hope you're at least a 9, OP!

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

Right. Call them youtubers! Wait...

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yes, like most normal people do.

There's a lot of discussion when you're a software dev about the best way to do things, and a lot more is spent on this debate than on actually writing code. One could wonder if there is so much discussion because there are so many good ideas that it's difficult to choose the one that is optimal for the situation.

But then you read one of these posts on lemmy and you are reminded that someone with internet access and thumbs could spare the short time they have to take a shit to egregiously misunderstand a simple fucking slogan, smugly post about their shit take on the internet, and then return to their job where they will then spend hours misunderstanding the simplest of fucking concepts, slowing down everyone else along with them.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, it just sounds like the people from your Tools/Infrastructure/IT/Devops/whatever-it's-called-for-you department are fucking incompetent and can't properly configure a Single Sign-On. Took mine a few years as well, I think the ticket was stuck in the queue behind the "restart some servers when nobody's watching to see how long until they find the issue" tickets, which they seemed to be working on weekly.

Also, I can't think of any reason why SSO can't work with Mozilla or Chrome also, not just with Edge.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

It's not you who decides if something is hate speech or not, and it's not the postal worker either. And something being moral doesn't make it lawful.

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