Selmafudd

joined 1 year ago
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn't sit down comfortably.. you'd have to lay down and pray you don't roll away while you're suspended inside by you neck and angles.. but I guess looking good is never easy

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is some enigma date code shit.. nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn't making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

It's all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it's the kids that aren't with it.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly, because the name sounds shit.. fucking Aussie zone.. who came up with that?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you're only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time.... Is that kind of what this shit does??

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Now in banana flavour!

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean c*nsor

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

The real LPT are in the comments

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where I'm from cunt is a term of endearment so I'm happy .ml has embraced our culture

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