how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol
Please tell me she has, at least once, made a reference to "your people killing my savior"
I know an ethnically jewish/religious catholic couple that do this every time they get into an argument and realize it's stupid to argue about, one of them will go "WELL YOU KILLED MY GOD!" and that's basically the end of the argument because they're too busy giggling.
I've checked the logs myself, there's no anomalous readings from the pattern buffers. ^Shhhhhhh^