SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meds that I tried didn't help me. Fuck me I guess 🙃

To be fair I have not tried any new meds in many years, so I'm sure there's new ones I haven't tried, but I couldn't afford the appointments or medications anyway...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

I can almost hear the record scratch as he says "But we don't do that..."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Who's on first?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The opening scene of episode 1 hooked me.

And every reference for the next twenty minutes made sure I stayed.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

strongly worded

WOAH there, cowboy. We don't want to go wording our PR too strongly, or Israel might think we're semi-serious!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

hence my entire comment? He realized halfway through what he was going to say and changed it. Trump said the dumb thing, THEN corrected afterward.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

Aww how nice, those medical personnel are coming to assist the frozen commander.

All they're missing are some red shirts to guard everything and throw themselves at the big bad!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somehow that's even worse than "won't be fooled again"

At least Bush could think to the end of his sentence, even if it takes half the sentence to get there. Trump has to say it out loud before he can think about it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did a double-take at that title so hard, I think I have ass whiplash.

I don't understand the connection between crypto, weed, and black men...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Trump says a lot of stuff. It’s usually awful. But he’s not much of a do-er

This sure does read a lot like MAGAts saying "he doesn't mean it like that" *when he has repeatedly demonstrated he means the thing he saidď

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