QuentinQuiver

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Better Fake Rock Facts in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net -2 points 2 weeks ago

Christianity will always be better than any lie you can come up with to try to replace it

Ga(r)y cr(u)m (le) in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Grum grum (from Bajookieland)

Myths, lies, delusion in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). Bow before me, fools

Big Boss rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Just have OCD and do compulsions all the time

contempt of rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At least the Electronic Frontier Foundation will keep fighting for our rights. I support them :)

cocktail recipe in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I really really wanna drink this image

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

The flying spaghetti monster wuz here

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a sigma male Jesus-pilled Bajonkistani... what are you?

Stop drinking bottled water: Experts warn of health and climate impacts in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

"Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget"

-Random NPC in Half Life 2

Life goals rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Angel Gabby?

The Legend of Zelda: Rule of Wisdom in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Angel Gabriel says: Download the car. Fuck the police

Miss me with that doomer shit in c/memes@slrpnk.net
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you.

Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a liiiiie And hurt you

We've known each other... for so long...

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The Really Beastly Joke Book (slrpnk.net)
 

I read this book while I was sick with a fever, and then started trying to convince people online to be more optimistic and think about possible futures. I basically used it to argue with Lemmy users.

Intro to The Really Beastly Joke Book by John Byrne:

What's that m-moving in the undergrowth? Oh - it's just you, the r-readers. Yes, it's m-me Quentin Quiver again and I'm in my very favourite place... as far away from modern civilisation as I can possibly get.

It hasn't been easy getting out here - even with my map and compass I got lost three times and thought I'd never be heard of again. And that was just on the way out of my bedroom! But at last I've made it to this peaceful, green spot where there's nobody else but me and Mother Nature.

So if you too are looking for something a bit different to those h-horrible rude joke books which sadly seem to be so popular with young people nowadays, you've come to the right place.

Because the book you're holding in your hands is going to be called Quentin Quiver's Book of Gentle Jokes and Flowery Fun and I'm about to start writing it right now. I see you're not laughing very much yet - never mind. Because the whole point of me coming out here is so I can work on it in complete peace and quiet, with nothing to disturb me but the gentle whisper of the wind in the trees, the soft ripple of a jungle stream and of course the savage growl of that huge man-eating tiger...

Hang on - did somebody say t-tiger?

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