Depends on your consumption habits more than your hoard. I’ve got a 42 TB tower full of Linux distros but I’d be bored in 6 months without internet.
There might be a guy with dwarf fortress on a flash drive that’d be set till the heat death of the universe.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230531023836/https://www.reddit.com/r/VPNTorrents/comments/s9f36q/list_of_vpns_that_allow_portforwarding_2022/
Proton will let you mail them cash like Mullvad so that seems like the logical choice