Old_Fat_White_Guy

joined 1 year ago

Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Sometimes it's also their last diamondback

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Wait..........whaaaat????

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Not really new..... I think it was part of an old George Carlin bit.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

GONNA CLAW NOWWWWWW!!

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Honestly..... that's of no real use whatsoever.

Go ahead and package that up and send it to me. I have a pro grade incinerator and will dispose of it for you. In a series of small controlled fires. BTW Hash.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Having possibly abducted by aliens myself years ago and having sired offspring I believe this could be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes...

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

We need action NOW!

We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don't want to hear any of that stale old BS "my oak hasn't ever harmed anyone".....

Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

BTW that's all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

OK, at first I saw a Shar Pei with a frog in it mouth...

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