We all just call him JIT
Nutteman
At this point I think our best option may be a spiritual successor by a different, but passionate, dev team. Not that Rockstar couldn't knock it out of the park, its just that it feels like Rockstar is interested in proven money makers than doing anything real different.
Were talking about the fellas, why even bring this up besides as some weird defensive thing?
What we do in the shadows
This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them
Call of Daddy
You know they look dumb as hell, so you have what going for you at least
Mexican coke has cane sugar instead of corn syrup, which is the main factor in it being better.
Unless you have experience with retro console repair, it may be best to take it to someone who does. I'd look at retro game shops around you and call to see if they do those sorts of repairs or if they could point you in the direction of someone who does.
First time I've had a flashback here. A little surreal
Stick yer rarest cart in there and let her rip