Why wouldn't a simple spreadsheet and some pivot tables work?
Nomecks
Propane, but I'm pretty sure natural gas uses regular NPT.
Putting more than 256MB of ram in a Windows XP machine. People think that the jump from HDD to SSD was big, but imagine Windows actively using the HDD as virtual memory. It would grind your PC to a halt. Going to 512MB made your computer feel like a Ferrari.
Too bad she didn't bring O'Brien, he has a transport buffer full of coffee beans.
Czech Republic A4, Czech Republic A5, Czech Republic A6...
Local files, s3 sync on a 5 minute scheduled task to a glacier flexible retrieval bucket with versioning. Then I have an s3 sync app on my phone to make it all work like dropbox.
Gary Bettman puts ketamine in the water bottles.
Colloquialism is the best word.
Muh taxes! There's probably a lot of larger priorities eating up all of Portland's budget.
Pad, as in underneath the bench.
Tracking a single cat doesn't seem like DB work