Mossheart

joined 1 year ago
[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If Canadian, chuck a bag of milk in his eavestroughing. The heat will rot the milk and the bag will degrade in the sun till one day it fails, releasing STANK.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

and she will be like "why?" and I will be doomed.

Exactly the same reason here. DOOMED.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's not your cheif, pla.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hehe, couched in.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Isn't a stool softener just a cushion? Sounds like this stool is becoming more and more like a couch...

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Glory to Arstotzka!

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

This made me laugh. You must be a blast at parties!

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

That the United States becomes the Republic of Gilead...

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Canada's not far behind the US in terms of stupid, especially if Bitcoin Milhouse wins the next election, as he is widely expected to. Our house prices are even more fucked than yours too, so if you come here, bring caaaaaash.

Might as well look elsewhere so you don't have to repeat the exercise in a decade when it goes to shit here too.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

That's because you're using metric.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I agree with the first part, but pre WWI was over a hundred years ago. I'm sure there's more relevant and recent examples that could be found to strengthen an argument.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Loud and lying every second word != lucid.

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