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I was more like thinking we were ALL not commenting on something other but on ourselves. Laying ourselves out on the Lemmy for examination. Rather than being the audience.

I probably flubbed the analogy.

I'm trying to go Deadpool here and break the 4th wall. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've met one like you (not as high I'm sure) before. I was a big fan.

It's always impressive to meet someone in those percentiles; it's the closest thing to a superpower there is.

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Did you hear the one about the man with 5 penises? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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His pants fit like a glove!

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In mid-December and early January Quaker oats issued two massive recalls for salmonella risk. Many of their biggest products were involved. Other recalls were issued in February as well. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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As of today many and perhaps even most of those products are still not on the shelves. It's unusual to see this kind of delay, and I wonder if anyone knows...

Have there been any leaks or investigative reporting on the source of the salmonella intrusion, and why it is proving so difficult for Quaker oats to get a handle on?

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Happy Mother's Day! 💐 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Hey Evolution! You know that involuntary flinch I do when I think of embarrassing things in my past, sometimes accompanied by a groan? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Yeah, that's unnecessary. Let's start doing humans without that.

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Why are 80% of the elements metallic? I get that they ARE, but WHY? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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This is not a stereogram. If you look at it a certain way it will not resolve into anything. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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You dumb bastard!

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What happened to "You're welcome!" as a response to "Thank You"? It's not even included in the canned answers on an apple watch. Have we as a society abandoned it? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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I hear "No problem" far more often.

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I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster but now it seems sluggish. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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In the show "3 Body Problem" (I haven't read the book) the statement was made 'our civilization is no longer capable of solving its own problems'. Would you agree? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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The show's good btw...

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Is there a way to get recommendations for "underrated" songs, or music that is awesome but I might not come across? For instance, I really loved the Peacemaker soundtrack... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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...but how would I have been exposed to that music without the show?

How would I find music that I'll possibly love, but I won't be exposed to?

Doesn't have to be rock at all.

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Can someone demystify computer Ports for me? Please? Blocking, unblocking, opening, allowing, VPNs and their effect, what ports are and what they do, step by step, when you have to interact with them? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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It's the one thing when I'm configuring things that makes me wince because I know it will give me the business, and I know it shouldn't, but it does, every time. I have no real idea what I'm doing, what it is, how it works, so of course I'm blindly following instructions like a monkey at a typewriter.

Please guide me into enlightenment.

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SHILLING: Eight passengers stranded on African island after Norwegian cruise ship left without them end up rescuing 80 year old woman also abandoned by Norwegian (www.nbcnews.com)

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NBC News writing pure propaganda for Norwegian in this article. Norwegian callously abandoned a sick elderly passenger, and didn't inform her family she was in a coma on an African island? Thank goodness Norwegian also abandoned those other eight people so she could get some real help.

NBC News and Norwegian should be ashamed.

Okay, since it seems so people can do when confronted with propaganda is read it and agree with it, I present to you AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW. I know Norwegian is a huge company and as such you are inclined to trust their good will but,

https://www.outlookindia.com/international/us/elderly-woman-suffers-stroke-during-cruise-left-stranded-on-african-island