Live_your_lives

Does the $1 billion include things like the lost revenue from all those people leaving or is it $1 billion in pure damages?

How much power do the diplomats have to make this pledge a reality?

There's a simpler explanation for this: only the really good ones live to tell the tale.

It looks like you probably don't have enough edge for this, but a simple vise grip could work.

My best guess after a google search is psocids mites, AKA booklice. They're the last bug in the linked article.

Here's the pic:

Mango juice is legitimately too sweet for me.

What does Nb mean?

What's the teapot a reference to?

Really? It seems like it's 50/50 if I can even open a link I've searched up without it immediately demanding that I log in.

Is this a copy-pasta I haven't seen before or did you make this up?

I guess I can see that, it is ridiculous. The difference is that this news comes across as completely believable to me instead of as skirting the line of believability like a "proper" post would do.