LeLachs

They look comically large

You can even have all nixpkgs on a different distro through the nix package manager

That is very cool. Thanks for sharing. If you need some additional repos (like OP), you can probably add them through some commands in the "pre_init_hooks" option.

It should be possible. Although probably very complicated. Have a look at https://distrobox.it/. It allows you to tightly integrate containers into your desktop, including accelerated graphics, some devices, your homedir, etc. It can even automatically install desktop shortcuts. (You can disable the integrations of course) Even tho it uses Podman instead of docker, AFAIK it should be 1:1 compatible with docker for your usecase.

Plants vs Zombies

Why pirate Resolve? The non studio version is free (but not OSS)

You kinda can? You can register your USB as a storage and use steams offline mode. You just need internet once to log in

So, if they make it 18+, they would be fine? (not that this is a solution)

Which "ads company"? No offense, just curious.

There is a ujust command for it. You can see the model with lsusb (if it is a stick) or lspci (if it is a card)

Check if you have a broadcom adaptor. They have to be enabled manually as they screw with other wifi drivers

Here is a great defcon talk that might give you some ideas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CzURm7OpAA