JohnSmith

joined 1 year ago
 

“Oh William, you are so funny!” “Darling, do have another piece of cheese.” “Don’t lick the fucking camera lens.”

How can anybody be so far up their arse to think it’s a good idea to push this nonsense out.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What is it with old people these days? Just lazing about and sipping lattes, probably.

 

I understand the need to investigate this thoroughly. I also appreciate that there are a lot of cheats and liars to shift through in this particular cluster fuck. Still, ten years to investigate is a lot of time.

The Government must ensure that this process is followed to the rightful conclusion. We need to see a bunch of people behind bars for their contribution to the 72 deaths.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First seven characters are comments, for sorting the cards automatically if you drop them on the floor, obviously. Strictly 80 characters per line.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

For Neil Peart I’d be happy to overlook any ethical considerations.

 

The BBC has been on the case yesterday and today, and at least I’m somewhat interested and perhaps even tempted to go see them. But do people care?

What other band, if they got back together, would tempt you?

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Too many. And people of Clacton got what they deserved as they voted him in.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Yorkshire Dales would be my destination

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Slaps are a tad harsh, don’t you think. Few firm tuts should be sufficient.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

‘Operation Early Dawn’ - who comes up with the names? I’m cringing so hard my cheeks hurt!

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

he had entered the city centre to collect a takeaway

That’s one expensive takeway. I hope it was tasty.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

The coming weekend will tell us whether the edge is gone.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Two long walks with the dogs & no alcohol. And probably as a consequence, I’ve slept really well. In my age these are more than little wins.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 26 points 2 months ago

This happens easily for big successful organisations. Over decades a strong culture aligned with how they succeed forms. Once the market changes requiring a culture change, a seemingly invincible company suddenly stumbles. They simply can’t respond even if they what they should change.

Ex. Rolls Royce CEO stated this phenomenon well: culture eats strategy for breakfast.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Alternative headline: journalist is upset when the PM didn’t say what he wanted the PM to say

 

Let me describe an idea I heard from a very innovative person, which I think would be really useful right now in midst of the general election campaign.

The basic idea is to interpret politician’s or basically any talking head’s speech realtime and check the semantics against the Internet. Imagine a banner at the bottom of a TV screen with a line being drawn as the person talks.

If what the person says correlates positively with what can be found in reputable Internet sources, the line goes up and is green. There is evidence they are speaking the truth.

If what the person says correlates negatively with the sources, the line goes down and is red. There is evidence they are lying.

If what the person says does not correlate with the sources, the line is flat and brown, because they are spewing unadulterated bullshit.

I’d pay for this service.

 

Sunak comes across like the prat he is. “Labor will raise taxes by £2,000 for everybody” regardless of the question. Talking over all the time, not listening to the moderator. Appalling creature. Starmer sympathises a lot with people asking questions without answering them. Skating around or just plainly ignoring questions all the time. I can’t watch this shit a minute longer.

 

I’ve been watching the Rugby Cup Final this evening and fuming. They have this fancy new traveling side camera and they can’t help but use it. STOP IT!!! You are making everybody seasick. Which made me think, might you good people have examples of when somebody badly overplayed their new toy? On a completely unrelated note, do we already have a community for rants?

 

…how bloody old are you?

 

Lamb, rosemary and garlic is a match made in heaven. The only thing to do now is wait for several hours, and perhaps down a glass or three of red.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/foodporn@lemmy.world
 

On Friday we got our annual treat: half a lamb from a farm near us. We made rosemary, chilli and garlic butter, roast potatoes, cavolo nero, cauliflower and carrots with lamb chops. The chops are as fresh and tasty as can be, simply great!

 

After numerous long evenings and weekends our sauna is back in use. Completely renovated shower room, new floor in the dressing room, floor heating in both, new stove, new lights, benches sanded down and appropriately treated, sauna room walls washed and treated, log building painted from the outside. The works. Today it was in use for the first time and the electricity was free 2-4 pm as part of the Octopus Energy trial, so it didn’t even cost a penny to heat! This is our boys conducting a quality inspection.

 

We’ve all seen the JSO protests in various events. I’d like to think a good number of people here agree with the point they are making while being uncomfortable about the way they make the point.

I for one would not run into the field in Twickenham in the middle of the final. There is no cause in the world that would make me run into a professional Rugby front row.

Putting that to one side, how would you protest to make people really stop and think without annoying them to a point where your message suffers.

 

The history of computers and software is full of nerdy and obscure jokes well beyond the caricatures of exiting vim. Complier compiler (explain that to most people!) to yet another compiler compiler to bison is one of those.

What are your favourite obscure computer nerd jokes?

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