JizzmasterD

joined 1 year ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

I mean « flies. » Who’s feeding you these flies!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

All Capybaras Are Bird-holders

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago

“Driverless car has an average Monday in Paris”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 months ago

Hate the player, don’t hate the game.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago

Heart attack pointing at a cute animal…or a good 💩

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Like the end of Jeff Vandermeer scene

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Yesss! Shel Silverstein!

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