Jambone

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Florida Power & Light

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Congratulations! Bask in the glow of accomplishment, and get some well deserved rest!

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Earschplittenloudenboomer"

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Nice to see the KLR reference!

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

My dad was in WWII in the Pacific and drew Kilroy for me when I was wee lad.

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

"This polish takes forever to dry..."

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"What a hole!"

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of the quote:

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

In the mid 80's, a friend that worked in a hospital was telling about unusual names. My favorite:

Syphilis (SUH-fill-ess) - the word was on the mother's chart, she liked it as a variant of "Phyllis", and thusly named her baby.

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I think it'd be personal preference.

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In MSSQL, you can do a BEGIN TRAN before your UPDATE statement.

Then if the number of affected rows is not about what you'd expect, doing a ROLLBACK would undo the changes.

If the number of affected rows did look about right, doing a COMMIT would make the changes permanent.

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