I'm from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. "Alright wife, we should get going", an hour and a half later...
Isakk86
joined 11 months ago
What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!
-Mitch Hedburg
Is this the Berlin Airlift I've heard so much about?
There should be a thing... For when you are disrespecting the court in violation of due process... Like when someone is not showing proper deference... Being contemptuous even. If only we had something like that, and judges that are willing to use it.
It works great! I use one for a headless server for steam remote play.
Just when I think I couldn't hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma...
Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD's Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I've read it.
Sounds like a bunch of racists
Why does this petulant child keep getting away with shit?
In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial... I wasn't watching Blue's Clues
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YEAH! Where's the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.