Dr_pepper_spray

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn't too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it's part of the deal. You can't live forever and there is a time to move on.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Grow teeth......where?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

...it was all cake!

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

....and then she ate her microphone.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah, all that hardcore gore was so kind and cuddly. Or the rampant, very out in the open child pornography.

I mean talk about delusional. The Internet was always a cess pool, it's just that most of you fucks were either infants, or didn't know how to use it.

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