DarkDarkHouse

I can’t make my neighbours obey the law either

It will be buried somewhere in the terms & conditions.

Another (less good) option might be connecting it to a dummy wi-fi that goes nowhere.

Such a bully of a bird

You didn’t mention: caring for elderly parents, getting out of an abusive relationship, working two jobs, having a disabled kid, having a chronic illness, being in a legal fight with a neighbour, the list goes on. How many hours a week does one of those take? What if you have two?

Brave, Bold Sir Donald

Yeah dude, you crushed it

An immigrant ate the dog who ate my book report! Trump always reminds me of a kid in front of his class trying to wing it.

OK well now I support that kind of fracking.

Mein erster Kampf

"I saw it on television"