CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tagline: It has a bone to pick… yours!

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

There’s a corny horror movie name in there. 🤔🎞️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh no! Return of the Killer Calcium! 😱🫵🫨

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

Sorry about that. I wanted to post a higher res version, but Lemmy kept rejecting it. I probably hit some limit there.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Ah yes. “LIVING PIXEL IN SPACE” mainly failed because Michael Cera got replaced by Jesse Eisenberg to voice Pixel.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good question. It may be answered in one of the many, increasingly worse sequels, prequels, and reboots. Excited yet? 😎🎬🎞️

 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 27 points 2 weeks ago

High screechy voice: “Laaaamp!”

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Oh, I uhh…. I sneezed.” 🤧

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes! Really! 🫲 😲 🫱

 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Didn’t read the Terms and Conditions. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you. 🤗

 
 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/20232521

I combined some things. If you know you know. 😏

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/19798927

Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

 

Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

 

Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.

 
 
 
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