Cptmurph616

joined 1 year ago
[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

If the old owner of Payless Liquors was still alive, he’d probably give free booze to this bozo for stealing ballots

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

I’d hate to defend this chucklefuck, but Payless is the name for some Kroger grocery stores in Indiana.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Had a mocktail with chipotle raspberry syrup in it last weekend and it was actually super good

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

People go there to get down with the rock music.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Mix it in a jar of pickles. Let sit for 24 hours. Enjoy.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke!

I think 90% of my Lemmy comments are Kung Pow references lol

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’ll be four bucks baby

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s from the movie Elf

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I read the song at the end in the voice of Frank Reynolds