Are you seriously this fucking thick? You think I've been serious? Lol
ColeSloth
joined 1 year ago
Thats how down syndrome works. Look it up yourself, smart guy. People with down syndrome have 47 chromosomes instead of 46. Chimps have 48, so down syndrome people are one closer, by mutation. That means just one more mutation and we're all set.
Now start work on making a monkeyboy.
Cool ranch doritos on my sandwich is my favorite one.
I always use horseradish Mustard on my sandwiches, but my "kick it up a notch" is putting cool ranch doritos on em. Many different chips and doritos make a sandwich awesome better, including just salted potato chips, but cool ranch is my favorite.
I keep and wash my whites separate in hot or warm water. Everything else goes together in cold water. Wool stuff gets air dried, while the rest gets the dryer.
Add a cup of white vinegar to the wash with the clothes if anything is extra smelly, during the wash cycle/beginning.
The wiki says it's hard with chimps because we have one less chromosome than chimps. Down syndrome: "all my homes got extra chromies". They have an extra chromosome. Ergo: down syndrome + chimp = hybrid chimpmanzee.
And it's satire gold. It was also immediately apparent that it was satire.
"The only way I will send this back is if it isn't spicy enough. Tell the chef he has a weak little Denmark pallette who thinks a bell pepper will burn his lips off."
So after reading the wiki, I believe the most likely successful attempt will be to mate a human with downe syndrome, with a chimpanzee. Let's get on this. I wanna see some atrocities of nature.
Fuck that. He only did one type of science.
I nominate Mr.Wizard!
Lol. The most famous straight male porn star to ever live. Ron Jeremy. His dong is legendary.
Fun fact: He was a background extra in the original Ghostbusters movie, but went unnoticed for a couple decades until the wide-screen release came out on DVD. He was cropped out on the vhs/square tv's of the 80's and 90's, so no one knew he was there.
Ah yes. And the man monkey in the middle! I bet that's what Bigfoot is.