Chef

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[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“She doesn’t even have the concept of a plan!”

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(I’ve had gastric bypass - 2001- and then a revision - 2021. Surgery never worked for me.)

I went from semaglutide to tirzepatide and now retatrutide.

I took retatrutide since last year. I’m currently on a maintenance dose to prevent regaining what I’ve lost since I’ve hit my goal.

ATH: 377 SW: 298 CW: 195 GW: 200

I thank the gods every day that I found these things and have access to them.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

13 federal circuits.

There should be 13 Supreme Court justices.

Each justice could be responsible as “executive” of their circuit.

12 associate justices for the 1st through 12th circuit.

The chief justice is assigned the Federal Appeals Circuit.

It makes way too much sense.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can’t change the number of justices on the Supreme Court.

Except that you can.

And they did. Eight times.

1789 - six justices

1801 - reduced to five justices

1802 - restored to six justices

1807 - seven justices

1836 - nine justices

1863 - ten justices

1866 - nine justices

1867 - eight justices

1869 - nine justices

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We call the white Monsters “Anne Coulters.”

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I am all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This will assuredly lower the prices at those Somalian vacation hotspots.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 164 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Take care of your fucking teeth.

Take care of your fucking teeth.

And once more, for the folks who don’t get it…

Take care of your fucking teeth.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or…… Jack Black has a lucrative movie career that could get completely derailed if he doesn’t distance himself from this for a while.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

It is the match being held to the fuse of the powder keg.

Today is going to be a chapter in the future textbook entitled, “The Fall of the American Empire.”

 
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