CPMSP

joined 1 year ago
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Better than jagged carpet at your bedside.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Just theirs.

But you know, not a bad thought.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

What happened to his stupid fucking ear pillow?

Pretty quick surgical work.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Did it leave a stain on South Dakota?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Masochism and addiction

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember kids, if a person asks "What would you do if I asked you out?" -- that person is asking you out.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm always surprised by how many people buy eggplants with their friends.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago (7 children)

As I've said before, G&T when you're young means MANY G&T's when you're older.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Telling me you don't?

Dweeb.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

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