BobDole

It’s a fun thing to tell yourself, but more Sanders voters voted for Clinton in 2016 than Clinton voters voted for Obama in 2008.

Who is Sandy Loam?

What’s the point in buying a business class ticket if the poors aren’t forced to walk passed my luxurious chair/bed on their way to the most uncomfortable twelve hours of their life?

My school’s official smoking section was across the street. The unofficial ones were right underneath the outdoor cameras that couldn’t look down

I buy a boat

Wikipedia editors are petty and incredibly biased. Start reading the talk pages, especially on controversial articles, and your opinion on Wikipedia’s objectivity will rapidly plummet.

Also, it’s a bit like reddit: you find yourself learning so much about new topics, until you start reading about things you have actual expertise on, and you realize the people writing this shit are uninformed idiots, and, when you try to fix the information, the petty nerds who control it revert your changes and ban you.

Lmao

• Qasem Soleimani

Hey did you know that, under the US military’s Code of Conduct, captured servicemembers are required to use any and all means at their disposal to escape and return to friendly forces?

This is how soldiers are trained in all militaries, and yet it is still a violation of the Geneva Conventions to murder prisoners of war.

For more information, do some research on SERE

Of course, never know when you’re gonna need it

• Wallet
• Phone
• Work phone
• Butt plug (stainless steel)
• Car keys
• Chapstick (love Burt’s Bees)
• Viagra (sponsorship deal)
• Apple Watch
• AirPods

Just you wait until they figure out how to stop their rockets from exploding on launch or leaking helium everywhere! You won’t be laughing then!