BeardedSingleMalt

I'm definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

Give post10 15 minutes with a simple rake and traffic will be back normal

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge...like hundreds of MB.

It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting...to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats

That's the benefit of top notch practical effects, and going off-the-wall bonkers with the interpretation of future, as opposed to "200 years from now except contemporary styles and slang"

Oh good, because if there's one thing Star Trek needs it's another origin story /s

and likened the tone to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

Oh good, a light-hearted romp where half the characters act like idiots, that's exactly what a Star Trek movie about a clandestine blackops organization should be like

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

And a shitton of 25-45 year olds.

[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy's

fuck, we're boned