1995ToyotaCorolla

joined 1 year ago

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

The cube pube?

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and ...ah. Body odor".

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Until you start seeing fines like "20% of your yearly revenue" this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn't even a slap on the wrist to a telecom

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That one DankPods video of the "AI Rice cooker" comes to mind

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