Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?
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Credits. Gaffers are extremely important and I refuse to watch anything gaffed by Jeff. You know, what you did, Jeff!
Gotta know who that grip girl was so you can look her up later
That the facial
Has anyone actually watched a 1hr porn scene from start to finish?
How? Why?
Thry used to be like 6mins long in the 90s.... The whole damn movie was an hour long.... Now one porn scene is over an hour sometimes
Yes. One time I just decided I'd watch the whole thing like it was a proper movie. Wasn't the worst movie I've watched.
What was the worst movie you've watched?
The Room maybe?
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Use them across multiple 'sessions' and they're pretty good sometimes
Yeah, I did. Especially those great Manuel Ferrara's scenes from the RAW series. Those are long and he's alone with the girl.
Really? Y'all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.
Different strokes for different folks
get it
Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.
Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:
1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to
You guys skip the story? You don't want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss?????
Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?
I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can't be good for us.
I really don't think spending extra time sitting through half assed foreplay is going to do the human race any favors.
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I'm firmly convinced that it's bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It's possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It's like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.
What is there to see in the last 7 seconds? Isn't that just like perfunctory footage so it doesn't immediately cut off?
You missed the blowjob
That’s all I’m here for…
This is just training yourself to have awful sex.
I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I've never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.
I mean I'm sure it happens but I don't think it's this epidemic people are making it out to be.
Also don't watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.
I know what I like so I'm going with that and I try my best to learn what my partner likes. It's definitely not ever the spiderman, upside down bullshit with my foot on her head or whatever absolutely bat-shit crazy stuff they do as if it were normal lol
A number of porn positions are used solely for the purpose of exposing the genitalia to the camera, e.g. like the spiderman. Camera work is the only reason anyone would fuck like that, it's horribly uncomfortable
thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you're alone with a screen.
actual sex is amazing, and I'm not apeing what my phone screen shows, I'm really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I've watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like
You're still training yourself to only see the PIV/PIA (This is clearly not a Sapphic post, and I don't know how trans man porn works) as the sexy bits. While all of the sex is the sexy bits.
I didn't day I was doing anything boss, this is a meme, and you have no idea what excites me, but it's not just pounding away as such. I'm not trying to argue with you, I just felt you were implying you know who I am and what I do when you really don't.
I agree, completely. But we should also blame the absolutely horrible way porn is shot too.
Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…
I won't be satisfied until a film with a cunninglingus scene wins an Oscar.
France is working on it. At least, one needs to assume that that's why they are so dedicated to the cause . . .
Rare, borderline unique, France W
Solo sex is sex too.
Not unless you are a nematode..
What is that?
A type of worm which can literally have sex with itself
I can…
Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.
When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.
Data really can be beautiful.
AND deadly accurate.
Buildup is key
(I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)
The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time
You guys have a spare hand to skip with?
Maybe I'm doing it wrong...
I just shop by length so that last two thirds of the video will not be necessary
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(I'm exagerrating and understand creators must be paid in some way but this was my first thought seeing the graphic)
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