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[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is just training yourself to have awful sex.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I've never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.

I mean I'm sure it happens but I don't think it's this epidemic people are making it out to be.

Also don't watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know what I like so I'm going with that and I try my best to learn what my partner likes. It's definitely not ever the spiderman, upside down bullshit with my foot on her head or whatever absolutely bat-shit crazy stuff they do as if it were normal lol

A number of porn positions are used solely for the purpose of exposing the genitalia to the camera, e.g. like the spiderman. Camera work is the only reason anyone would fuck like that, it's horribly uncomfortable

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you're alone with a screen.

actual sex is amazing, and I'm not apeing what my phone screen shows, I'm really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I've watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're still training yourself to only see the PIV/PIA (This is clearly not a Sapphic post, and I don't know how trans man porn works) as the sexy bits. While all of the sex is the sexy bits.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't day I was doing anything boss, this is a meme, and you have no idea what excites me, but it's not just pounding away as such. I'm not trying to argue with you, I just felt you were implying you know who I am and what I do when you really don't.

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, completely. But we should also blame the absolutely horrible way porn is shot too.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won't be satisfied until a film with a cunninglingus scene wins an Oscar.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

France is working on it. At least, one needs to assume that that's why they are so dedicated to the cause . . .

Rare, borderline unique, France W

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not unless you are a nematode..

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A type of worm which can literally have sex with itself

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.