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What are your thirty favorite linux distros? (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 27 points 1 year ago

1: Debian

2..30: Debian with a different wallpaper pre-installed

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Arch, Gentoo, Funtoo, Arch, Arch, Arch, Aegis..

[–] cHk_@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm new in the Linux world.

I installed mint on my PC and have a live stick with Kali on it. like it so far.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Linux Mint is the 💣. It just works. Others may have some neat options or other benefits like rolling releases, but Mint is so hassle free.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Linux

Y'all are fancy with your bloat, but I'm a purist. GNU nothing. There's no GNU here. I use only the kernel. Distros, desktop environments,... that's all bloat. Keep blowing money to upgrade your hard drives and RAM. All I need is the cache.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

bro you spent money or a motherboard and a cpu? just do it like me and connect wires randomly till stuff starts workin

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Thirty? I'm not old enough to even have used that many Distros.

  1. Nobara
  2. KDE Neon
  3. Elementary OS
  4. Garuda Linux
  5. Mint
  6. Tumbleweed
  7. Ubuntu
  8. Damn Small Linux
[–] SaveComengs@lemmy.federa.net 2 points 1 year ago

kde neon is love kde neon is life

i love a desnapped ubuntu with rolling release DE

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

I think Nobara is coded with some kind of black magic spells that probably required sacrifices of infants. It makes games actually work 😱

[–] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Note: Distributions in italics are dormant or discontinued.

  1. ArchLabs
  2. Trisquel GNU/Linux-libre
  3. openSUSE
  4. crunchbang++
  5. Arch Linux
  6. Debian
  7. MX Linux
  8. Pop!_OS
  9. risiOS
  10. EndeavourOS
  11. Antergos
  12. Fedora
  13. elementaryOS
  14. Devuan
  15. BunsenLabs
  16. Peppermint OS
  17. Linux Mint
  18. siduction
  19. Frugalware
  20. Sabayon
  21. Artix
  22. AlmaLinux
  23. Springdale Linux
  24. Rocky Linux
  25. Mageia
  26. OpenMandriva
  27. SparkyLinux
  28. KANOTIX
  29. KNOPPIX
  30. LXLE
[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sabayon made me feel like a 1337 h4x0r 18 years ago and probably is the reason I stuck with linux. My little teenaged brain was in heaven.

[–] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I was just too late to the party to use Sabayon, though I wanted to.

[–] Andy@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

❤️ Frugalware

[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Red Star OS

Hannah Montana Linux

Does anything else even matter?

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hotdog linux

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rebecca black linux for those of us who like more experimental systems. It was the first distro to ship with wayland. Fuck arch, that's what real techies use

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

I don't even know that many distros. 🥺

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

(imma also include some non-linux)

  1. Fedora (currently using)
  2. Debian (used a lot)
  3. Android (currently using)
  4. Alpine (used a bit)
  5. Nixos (used a bit)
  6. Opensuse (used a bit)
  7. Arch (used a bit)
  8. Bedrock (never used)
  9. Gobolinux (never used)
  10. Freebsd (messed with)
  11. gentoo (never used)
  12. Haiku (messed with)
  13. Postmarketos (never used)
  14. freedos (messed with)
  15. Redox (messed with)
  16. Sailfishos (never used)
  17. Theseus (messed with)
  18. Devuan (never used)
  19. Qubes (never used)
  20. Tails (messed with)
  21. Openbsd (messed with)
  22. Serenityos (never used)
  23. Tinycorelinux (messed with)
  24. Guix (never used)
  25. Collapseos (never used)
  26. Kolibrios (messed with)
  27. Manjaro (used a bit)
  28. ubuntu (used a bit)
  29. Gloire (never used)
  30. Netbsd (never used)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I love it.

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Arch. It's the only one I really liked out of all the distro I've tried, the others went from meh/not-my-thing to awful (really bad manjaro experince x_x). Except Nobara, it's amazing for gaming EVERYTHING JUST WORKS. And I still ditched it after trying Arch... I should probably see a therapist. My ADHD: Nope, you need to try NixOS and sink even further into the madness (I've been resisting for nearly two months but it's wearing me down, plz send help :/ )

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

UwUntu all the way babyyy