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Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf who wants early access cum?

The wait is the point!

[–] Doog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It's called Premature ejaculation and I can't help it...

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I usually wait for a few months to a year after the cum is released before I play with it. There's usually less bugs at that point.

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Seems like there would be more bugs that way but I'm not a developer

[–] stu@lemmy.pit.ninja 3 points 1 year ago

Absolutely, and by that point they've released new content and side quests in the Cum Box update.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don't even have aeroplanes.

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am confused. Isn't Early Access cum just pre-cum? Why make it so complicated?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No, it's premature ejaculation

[–] Ricar22@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sex 2...? I'm waiting on Cum Early Access to drop.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or just have sex with me, I'm good at accessing my cum earlier than I'd like.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[–] trashcan_is_here@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You made my day!

[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I stopped playing this game after they added EAC and did not enable Linux users

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

This what happens when you don't brief the designer properly

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

CUM

[–] Deestan@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I thought it would be released by now. Maybe they should see a doctor.

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

That's a more charitable way to describe it

[–] TeaEndsAcronyms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

😧