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[–] raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chill out, satan

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

I like to do that for companies which can really just fuck off.

For example, you can't initiate a group chat on WhatsApp without giving it access to all your contacts, which of course it will upload to their servers.

So, when I had to create a group chat, I did so with my best friends Tim%22Ferris, -1, null and ";DROP TABLE users;--.