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[–] Ronno@kbin.social 67 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The whole point of an UFO is that it is unidentified. I don’t get how people instantly think that the aircraft is alien…

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Bingo. The people who are involved with this in Congress specifically have stated that they think the government is not in full control of US airspace. The investigation is to find out if that is true.

[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because the dude said the ships were piloted by non-humans, and that the pentagon took the non-human biological remains to experiment on. Like he didn’t outright say the word “aliens” but he 100% meant aliens.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The thing I think a lot of people miss is that, if I'm not mistaken, due to his position he has to report on what he was told. It doesn't matter if it sounds insane or he doesn't have proof; his job is to tell Congress what he was told during his investigations. If he was told that it's aliens, then that's what he has to tell Congress.

I want to believe it's aliens. I think that'd be pretty cool. However, my speculation is that he was given false information by the military to try to make him sound nuts and get Congress off their backs. Either that or he wasn't given the full picture. Just because something is non-human doesn't mean it's alien in origin. It could be unmanned drones that had mice, monkeys or dogs in them to test g-forces (not sure why you couldn't use a dummy in this day and age, but that's beside the point). It could be the result of some kind of experiment to use biological matter instead of silicon and wiring. It could be aliens. There still isn't enough information for a definitive conclusion except that the US has had unidentified objects flying through controlled aerospace unimpeded.

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[–] CeleryFC@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if they were super smart, pilot trained monkeys?

[–] Ronno@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its Raccoons, 100% raccoons

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Usually it's just a spy plane. Sometimes from the same country. Or a weather balloon, falling satellite, or just instrument errors. It's never been aliens. And if aliens can get all the way here, they aren't doing some shifty shit like being detected by friggin RADAR! Can you imagine how embarrassing that'd be?

"Hey Quizlock, we heard you did some recon of Earth and the humans caught you on their radio frequency detection and ranging devices! How'd you manage that? Blast visual data at them and not absorb anomalous spectra? What an amateur! Now get back to reconfiguring the new quasar drives!"

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[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

The dude under oath talked about non-human remains. In this case I think that's why. (Not that I think it's true or anything, I'll need more than hearsay in order to believe).

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

The congress person asking why the whistleblowers didnt use the term extraterrestrial was so cringe. This was after the part where they explained they keep an open mind for other theories like interdimensional phenomenon. Really shows how uneducated some people that hold higher degrees really are.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I only care about aliens if they’re going to use their tech to fix our climate. Otherwise they can fuck off.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, any contact will shift the me vs them mentality, hopefully, from country vs country to world vs world.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

True. I wasn’t debating that, just saying if they’re going to sit back and watch us boil alive, they’re useless and not worth considering. We’ve got existential problems.

e: I see what you’re saying – maybe if we learnt we’re not the centre of the universe we’d come together. I guess I’m a cynic and I don’t think that would happen. We’d more likely enter new holy wars, with the major religions disrupting society again. Meanwhile, we’d still boil alive.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Screw that, if they have the tech to reach us I am with them. I for one welcome our new alien overlords. I can be the Dr. Breen to their Combine.

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[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Climate, real estate, price gouging, enshittification, health care, voter suppression… There's an awful lot to distract us from.

[–] Qualanqui@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the big labour union wins for UPS and the Teamsters, no war but the class war baby.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sadly the teamsters didn't win that one. Supposedly they're discovering that their union leaders sold them out and may be about to go on strike again.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like the interpretation that the UFO news is the equivalent of casual Friday for Congress. Everyone gets to wear silly hats and play pretend for a few hours, it breaks up the boring monotony of giving endless checks to the Pentagon.

[–] mondoman712@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Except obviously the pentagon needs some cash to deal with the aliens.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

I prefer to maintain an open mind. So while i dont trust government not to use “aliens!” as propaganda. I do actively listen when officials are speaking under oath.

The way I understood what they said. if the military is unable to cooperate and providing more information Then they will move to try strip the military of funds going to those unaccounted projects. (Congress did mention about 60% of military budget going unaccounted)

After all the legal risks for the whistleblowers are huge and if they don’t uphold those when they cant maintain the lie then there basically saying making insane claims under oath is ok.

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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

omd! this so sums up whats been in the back of my head. the old "you know theres a war on", but more "you know the worlds on fire"

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, feeling the same way over the past few years with blurry footage and people saying "WHAT IS THAT?" about something very likely mundane like a balloon or IR flare of another craft.

Also new relevant video, Those damn alien bastards are real (Gianni Matragrano as Duke Nukem)

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[–] psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Its worthwhile reading Caitlin on the matter (as it is for every matter)

She correlates the partly obvious bait with the desire to weaponize space

[–] SunburyStudios@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Maybe the aliens are actually prepping the world for them and want it warmer.

[–] eugenia@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This kind of meme is disheartening seeing on Lemmy, that's supposed to be full of open minded people. And I write that as someone who saw a real UFO in 1990 in Greece, together with others. The tech in 1990 was not there for the US to create a silent, gravity-defying, appearing and disappearing in-front-of-our-eyes vehicle. So this meme, AND the comments from the other lemmy posts in the last 2 days about the recent ufo events are rather insulting to me. The phenomenon is real.

Edit: Also, I don't understand the downvotes! You downvote anything you find going against your grain? My experience is my experience and it's equally as valid!

[–] psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you're taking it too personal.

If it makes you feel better, for me its not about the phenomenon at all.

Its about the source not having any credibility when topics touching militarism and war are concerned.

And since an interest exists to weaponize space and this narrative fits the bill it might be true or not, but a comitte hearing, the pentagon or the intelligence community are as helpful in finding the truth as blindly guessing.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The only way we're going to solve the climate crisis is through bloodshed (in Minecraft), I guarantee it. There's too much money in it for anyone to willingly give up their golden goose. However, most people don't want to kill each other and most people especially don't want to be the first person to pull the trigger, because those people rarely live to see the fruits of their labor (in Minecraft). As such, might as well pretend there's a potential alternative that doesn't involve murdering people (in Minecraft).

[–] sci@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

When more areas become unlivable due to temperature or rising sea levels, and more harvests start failing due to extreme weather, shit will get real fast.

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[–] xerazal@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

It's pretty obvious that all the ayyylmao talk is a distraction from a multitude of issues going on rn.

[–] LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

If there is any aliens I believe they have a tribunal regarding the prime directive. "These idiots are killing themselves, should we interfere?"

[–] ricecake@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Control the airwaves Fuel the reaction Use every weapon of mass-distraction Turn active people into passive consumers Feed 'em bogus polls and harebrained rumours

https://ww0w.youtube.com/watch?v=on3WKwWJJPI

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[–] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the source? When did America confirm aliens?

[–] sci@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (19 children)

They didn't. They did confirm ufo sightings but there's nothing said on aliens/extraterrestrial origin.

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