this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was unilaterally declared by my grandmother sometime when I was small. NATO has yet to issue an injunction so I believe the ruling stands, under international law.

[–] SomethingBlack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This sounds legit to me and I'm an expert, because I too have a grandmother

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

Fix the bell curve in your favor.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I ate ALL of my veggies even though they're icky and did ALL of my homework even though it was hard. Momma said that makes me handsome and smart.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know you're talking to a mirror, right :)

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Wow. You're funny too!

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I started lying to myself

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not smart and not handsome, sadly. i'm definitely somewhat average in both camps.

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Modesty is a very likeable quality.