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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 3 weeks ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"For Windows only"

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago